• me after calling someone out: you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected
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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you
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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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    My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

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